In preperation for kristen visiting, i decided to shave off that horrid beard. This is the end result. Check out THIS THIS THIS page to see all the facial hair pictures.
What separates the pussy from the panther?
ambition…ambition….
Steers and Queers
“Where the hell are you from anyway Private?”
“Sir, Texas, Sir!”
“Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?”
“Sir, no, sir!”
“Are you a peter-puffer?”
“Sir, no, sir”
“Bullshit. You look like the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around, I’ll be watching you!”