“Where the hell are you from anyway Private?”
“Sir, Texas, Sir!”
“Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?”
“Sir, no, sir!”
“Are you a peter-puffer?”
“Sir, no, sir”
“Bullshit. You look like the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around, I’ll be watching you!”
The hay expedition
Go HERE!!! to see today’s adventure. The first four picts are from yesterday but the other 30 or so are from today. We went to Prineville (near and dear to the hearts of many of us) to get four or four and half tons of hay. Of course, our japanese guests tagged along. And what do you think happend? They got put to work!
On a side note, we ran into three australian guys who’s van had broken down at the museum on the warm springs reservation. we tried giving them a jump but their starter motor was dead dead dead. doornail dead. we gave the one bloke a lift to a gas station so he could get a tow truck. Hope they do okay. They’re on one year round the world trip. Two weeks ago they finished their electrician training in austrailia and hopped on an airplane for sanfransisco. once in sanfran they bought a mini van (mid 90’s GM) and headed north. They plan to spend 3-6 months driving across america then about the same in europe before going back to austrailia to start their professional lives. Real great blokes.
Here’s a picture of Mount Hood that i took this evening. Just a teaser of what can be seen…
Japanese Cowboys!
We have a couple of Japanese men staying at our house right now. They’re in charge of the sister school exchange thats going on with my old middle school. One of them likes farming. The other likes watching farming. THe man wearing the cowboy hat would rather be an armchair farmer. go HERE HERE to see the hilarity.