Brisvegas

The first time Mandy and I met was online.  In fact until last weekend, I had never met her in person before.  Way back in 2004 when I was living in Tunisia, she contacted me wanting some information about the country as she was considering a trip there at the time.  Flash forward six years and we finally got to meet in the flesh.

Getting the fire ready for the fire barrel.

Mandy in her native habitat.

Have couch, will travel.

This is quite possibly the most miraculous invention in the history of alcohol consumption.  Mandy and her friends discovered that a common baby bottle, referred to as a “biddy” in Queensland, works wonderfully in bouncy castles and other high-spill-likelihood situations.  I have been tasked with bringing this triumph of Australian ingenuity back to the United States and to the rest of the world.  My friends, I give you the biddy in all its glory.

Singing and kissy faces occasionally happen.

A Real Australian.  Or so his hat would say.

All feet forward!

Proof that Mandy and I were physically co-located for at least one minute!

Making bacon and eggs on the barbecue the next morning.

Out at the Port of Brisbane where Mandy works driving semi trucks and scheduling loads.

The red cranes are all robotic and run with no human in the loop.

Mandy’s truck.

Vroom vroom!  It’s a 16 speed if I remember correctly.

The grille on the lower part of the windshield is to help deflect bugs.

Wakeup call at 3pm.

And with one final photo, I left Mandy and headed back into Brisbane proper and onward to other adventures.  Until next time, Mandy!

Downtown Brisbane

Last weekend I hopped on a train bound for Brisbane to visit Mandy, a friend from the intarwebs who I had never met in person before, and Tish, a friend from back in the Tunisia days.  The train going to Brisbane was a night run.  I purchased a last-minute promotional economy class fare.  However, when I got to the platform I found that I had been bumped up to a very nice first class seat in the handicapped-accessible car.  In fact, I had a singleton seat with no neighbors.

Leaving Sydney Central.

A CityLink train speeding by.

Planes and trains.  If there was an automobile, this photo would be complete.

At about 11pm the train came to an abrupt stop at a station in the middle of woop woop (nowhere).  Shortly before, a window on a carriage one or two ahead of mine had been blown out by a rock that was thrown from the side of the tracks.  One or two people appeared to be being taken off the train for medical attention while the railway workers went about patching the window with plywood.  The heavily armed guards that accompanied our train (several groups of railway police roamed through the cars) seemed to think the whole incident was a non-incident.  Evidently the night train to Brisbane can be a rough affair and trouble of this sort often happens.  I also noticed someone from the economy class cars being led away in handcuffs, visibly stumbling.  He appeared to be being kicked off the train for public intoxication.  While others didn’t fare so well on the train, I made it safe and sound to Brisbane.

The Brisbane Roma Street Station where the CountryLink train from Sydney terminates.

An old church near the Town Hall Square.

Town Hall in Brisbane.

This artwork is entitled: “Death of an Astronaut.”

The Queensland ANZAC memorial.

The eternal flame.

Central Train Station.

A plaque commemorating both World War I and World War II.

A statue commemorating campaigns in Korea, Malaya, and Borneo.

This statue is dedicated to Australia’s involvement in Vietnam.

This is one side of a two-sided statue.

The other side of the statue.  It is dedicated to the South Pacific Campaign of World War II.

A memorial for the South African (Second Boer) War.

Can’t quite recall what this is memorializing.

An important military man who also was important for other reasons.

The old post office still in use as a post office today.

I’ve never seen an internal building structure quite like this before.  From what I could discern, the red beams are the main support columns.  The building is still under construction.  I wonder if it will remain standing once it’s done.

Suck it, Queensland!  The Bank of New South Wales is in town.

The old treasury building that is now a casino.

Queen Victoria.

An important guy.

So important that someone gave him a shawl.

The parliament building.

In the Royal Botanic Garden.

A palm rosary with palm trees from Cuba.

Cool roots hanging down from a tree.

Looking out at the bridge over the river.

People were actually living on that yellow rust-bucket.  Brave people to be sure.

An old public fountain now preserved for posterity.

At the University of Queensland.

Some old ships at the Maritime Museum.

An old warship in the dry dock.

I believe the red boat in the back is a floating lighthouse.

Random statue of an important Chinese guy.

A cool foot bridge that I later crossed.

The river and the ocean aren’t safe to swim in.  Instead, man-made “oceans” pop up here and there around Australia.  One would think that they could do something about the sharks and jellyfish.

Small shrine left behind from some world exposition.

After I crossed the bridge, I walked down to the train station and hopped a train to go see Mandy.  Onward to more adventure!

ANZAC Memorial and Odds and Ends Around Town

The ANZAC War Memorial in the middle of the Sydney CBD.

Excellent details abound inside.  Wonderful 1920’s and 1930’s style-architecture.

The central statue looking up at the star-filled ceiling.

Looking across the rotunda.

The reflecting pool in front of the memorial.

A heavy door guards the entrance.

On the roof there is one star for every person from New South Wales who served in World War I.  120,000 stars in total.  No one knows why the stars get more concentrated at the middle.

The eternal flame remembering the ANZACs.

Walking toward Circular Quay from the ANZAC War Memorial.

An odd fountain gifted to Sydney from some people in France.

A minotaur being killed.

Some guy with rams. and the central figure.

A woman with a bow and a stag.

Albert the Good, Prince Consort of Queen Victoria.

Queen Victoria hanging out on the other side of the street from her prince.

Random wild boar statue.  Touching its nose is supposed to bring luck.  I wonder what touching its naught bits is supposed to bring you?  The naughty bits were much shinier than the nose.

A famous explorer.

A famous explorer’s cat.  Yes, the cat got its own statue.

Skater punks fleeing the scene of an impromptu skateboard competition.

The main body of the skater punks had already passed by the time I pulled my camera out.

Tall sky scrapers in the CBD.

Looking toward the ANZAC Bridge.

The Sydney Harbor Bridge from the Sydney Observatory.

In a few weeks when the WWII destroyer returns from dry-dock, I am going to spend a day at the National Maritime Museum.  They even have a replica of Captain Cook’s ship!

Looking toward Ultimo from Darling Harbor.

A (partially?) solar-powered boat.

Part of the FIFA World Cup setup in Sydney.  The FIFA organizers floated two huge jumbotrons in the harbor for people to watch the matches.

The monorail passes over the Darling Harbor bridge.

FIFA Fan Fest entrance.